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I think I'm on a sugar-rush because I can't stop writing about crazy shit. OML. I had two containers of juice (orange and grapefruit) and a mandarin orange jelly cup (it sounds more appetizing in Japanese). I'm sure there's a lot of sugar in there somewhere.

[Weird rant about semi-sex-related shit coming up, so if that offends you, please don't read it.]

So now I'm going to write about my crazy-ass vibrator. It's called a Hitachi Magic Wand (uh, I think I called it a Hibachi in my last entry--oops). And when I use it, it vibrates my entire apartment, which wouldn't matter except that a guy moved in to the empty apartment below me, which is kind of a problem. 'Cuz my bed is right over his bed and my vibrator makes my whole bed shake, even when I bury it with pillows and blankets, so he probably thinks I'm a Communist or something, trying to take over the world by vibrating our apartment building apart. (Hmm, then it really WOULD be an APARTment, wouldn't it?)

I've tried various ways to quiet the damn thing, but it's too powerful. It only has two modes and BOTH of them are pretty high on the Richter scale.

Of course, orgasming is like a mental explosion. I almost see colors behind my eyelids. It's like sky-diving out the top of my own head.

Good Vibrations was right on with that one (no, this isn't a plug or anything).

I've put pillows all around it, but it just shakes them and actually manages to make things LOUDER.

Any suggestions on how to shut the thing up (without the obvious: turn it off).

Sorry about that rather WEIRD entry. But it's been a problem these past few weeks since WONDERBOY (his name's Henk or something weird and eastern european like that) moved in, and I want this journal to be a REAL account of the shit that's going on in my life.

That juice just caught up to me.

Man, I gotta pee.

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lalenalefay
Apr. 22nd, 2004 09:27 am (UTC)
oooo you have THE ONE!!! i've only heard of the legend of it...
alexakaruda
Apr. 22nd, 2004 09:53 pm (UTC)
Yup, yup. I have THE ONE. And it's really amazing. But, like I've said, it's AMAZINGLY loud, too.

If only they made silent-but-powerful stuff.
impishlaugh
Apr. 22nd, 2004 07:01 pm (UTC)
I suggest investing in a butterfly instead, especially the kind with a "vaginal plug." They're much quieter and very intense.
alexakaruda
Apr. 22nd, 2004 09:51 pm (UTC)
They seem so small that I wondered if they even worked. I saw them at Good Vibrations, but figured they'd die after a year.
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