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Almost Bunkasai!

Cool shirt of the day:

SECRET FUNCTIONS

(As in, "Hey, baby, wanna check out my secret functions?"--said by a desperate math teacher in a singles bar.)

The one-on-one with Shelton-sensei thing has been hilarious. Some classic first-lines from the peanut gallery:

-Are you married? Oh, okay, well, do you have a boyfriend?
-Wait. Don't ask me anything. Let me talk. Please.
-So, what do you think of Mr. Nishimuro? Do you think he's handsome? What about his--mental, no, mental, no, not mental--his spirit? (Me: "You mean his personality?") Yeah, that.
-I will talk first. Okay, my, isn't it fine weather today?
-Do you like sushi?
-Do you know American football?
-I like American girls.
-You're hair is very pretty.
-It is shining outside! (Translation: "It's bright outside!")
-Can you speak Japanese? Please say something in Japanese. I would like to hear you talk in Japanese.

Well, lunch is calling. ^_^

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