Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

It's a post-apocalyptic landscape.

There's an Asian man with an afro and sunglasses, half-naked, pulling a Bruce Lee. Across the landscape from him is a Japanese boy (who's supposed to be my age, but he looks like a high schooler), yellow-blonde hair and earrings. The boy's shirt evaporates and his nipples are replaced with glowing kanji-inscribed circles.

The man runs up and it looks like he's going to beat the shit out of the boy. Instead, he presses the boy's kanji-nipples. The boy screams as electricity shoots through his body.

Why are they doing this? What's going on?

They're out to make French bread. Japanese-style French bread. Allergy-free Japanese-style French bread.

What are they going to do with it? Why all of this for allergy-free Japanese-style French bread?

They're going to feed it to a bread connoisseur. And who is this connoisseur?

A horse.

Yeah, there's a good reason a lot of anime doesn't make it across the Pacific Ocean.

P.S. For the curious or insane, the name of the show is Jap-pan ジャっパン(a pun on the Japanese word for "bread"). The show is FULL of puns. The reason they were making bread for the horse was that they were trying to make "uma-i" bread. Har har.


( 3 comments — Leave a comment )
Nov. 17th, 2004 05:48 am (UTC)
"uma-i" bread? I think my face is frozen in this look of disgust.
PS-Its so good to be "home"!!!!
Nov. 17th, 2004 05:24 pm (UTC)

Did you get my comment? I can't make it to the tournament, but maybe we could meet up afterwards. My keitai email is: abbers1980@ezweb.ne.jp. My keitai phone number is (090)1959-2046.

Nov. 17th, 2004 03:22 pm (UTC)
I swear, at first I thought you were describing some kind of anime porn. It easily could be. They do all kinds of strange things in Japanese porn, after all.

( 3 comments — Leave a comment )

Latest Month

September 2006

Page Summary

Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Tiffany Chow